Wonder of the Universe

Hi there

Well if it isn't Saturday again... WAIT, it's not, its Thursday... always get those two/three days of the week mixed up, must be all the 'dark vyhuracil' that's been leaking from the atmospheric cracks that Brian Cox keeps on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about in his 'Wonderful Universe' telly program.  Now there's a thought in't it wasn't it weren't it?  The 'glue' (or should that be the gloy?) that holds the universe together is actually 'dark vyhuracil'... who'd have thought it, and there's me thinking it was UHU all along!  Talking of Brian Cox, didn't he used to be the trombonist in 'BluRRRRRRRRR' or whatever or something?  I think he had to leave because his 'frozen smiling mouth parts' became woefully unsuited to the blowing off of a trombone, and therefore much more suitable for the broadcasting of intergalactic science stuff.   I've been thinking though, he should definitely get a few guest presenters in his show... You know who I think he should get?  Crafty Bill Shatner, that's who.  I mean he's spent a lifetime actually travelling in deep space. There's absolutely nothing about the galaxy, milky way or curly wurly that he doesn't know, and what he doesn't isn't worth knowing and that's true.

I know he probably can't get him anyways, 'cause isn't Shatner a lawyer now or something? Maybe he should try someone else with a better knowledge of the mysteries of the intergalactic zoned area, someone like, erm... Captain Koenig, Dr Who or Luke Skywanker or summat.  What is 'dark vyhuracil' anyway and how does Cox know its made of glue?  I reckon everything that lying panda says is juct government propaganda to make the public more cautious... a bit like dinosaurs or religion.  I mean, what with the recession and all, telling people that the universe is just 'glued' together, it's enough to make anyone panic buy... It's like all these government sponsored food agencies telling us to eat fruit and veg; I think they're trying to put us off meat so we don't go in the sea and realise there's no fish left or something.  I think the government are all lying vikings, and make no mistake.  Just last week I saw a picture of Lionel Blair and the TV.  NO.  Wait, Tony Blair I meant.  He was a lying cucumber if ever there was one, telling people that Iraq had scunts; (sometimes known as weapons of mass destruction).